Time-Saving Tips for the Holidays **wink**

Finding time for everything in daily life can be a challenge. The holidays add an extra burden to the growing list of things to do. This year marks the shortest amount of time between Thanksgiving and Christmas. Think you can do it all? You can’t. There’s no time to dink around people! You’re basically screwed unless you follow my tips:

No time to buy a host or hostess gift?

Recycle! Fill all those holiday mugs you’ve received over the years with your leftover Halloween candy. Everyone loves Snickers bars.

last minute hostess gift

Don’t judge me. The candy canes are from last year. I ate all the Snickers bars.

No time to write for your blog?

Post office party photos. Make up funny captions like, “Bob always peeks into the secret Santa gifts and slips his name on the best one.”  Then cross-post it on Facebook. Watch your Klout score soar! Don’t forget to tag your boss, Bob.

No time for shopping?

Buy presents and groceries online and have them delivered. Your family will appreciate having something to eat even if you go heavy on frozen French fries. Just make sure to order ketchup.

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No time to bake cookies with the kids?

Add frozen waffles to your online shopping list. Your kids can use cutouts to make different shapes. Sift some powdered sugar on top and call them, “Special Snowflake Cookies.”

snowflake cookies

No time for exercise?

Run in place while wrapping presents. Just be careful with the scissors. You don’t have time to go to the emergency room.

No time to decorate inside your home?

Light candles. No one will notice as your guests bump around your house.

No time to take a family photo for your holiday card?

Go green! Recycle last year’s card. No one will notice.

I could pick one of these…

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No time to buy a tree?

Cut down that seedling that grew over the summer.  That’s what we’re doing!

No time to decorate a tree?

Order tinsel online and throw it over the boughs. You could make Tinsel Tossing a new family tradition!

No time to put up outdoor Christmas lights?

Replace your outdoor entry lights with red bulbs and call it a day.

Me?

I’m addicted to decorating, shopping, cooking, baking, blogging and writing. I’ll sleep in January.  Wait! I forgot about making my Christmas card. Where’s that tinsel?

Watch out Martha

How do you save time during the holidays?

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83 responses to “Time-Saving Tips for the Holidays **wink**

  1. Pingback: Jumping for Joy! Literally… | Susie Lindau's Wild Ride

  2. Ha! – this Holiday Season has GONE CRAZY!!! I have hosted 2 sets of family from 11/27 to 12/16 – I am toast, please call me done – ha! I am ready for some down time over the next 2 to 3 weeks to spend with myself and my greatest someone:)

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  3. It’s no fun if it’s not frantic! Star waffles – best idea ever. Oh, we have some old peeps left….They can be ornaments? Christmas geese…that 12 Days thing….
    Hilarious post

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  4. Hey Susie, how’s it hanging… I’ve been neglecting WP for a while, but not once forgot about your awesome blog. I hope you’ve been well… The holidays are just around the corner – keep warm! :)

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    • Great to “see” you Barry! Thanks so much for thinking of me!
      The girls are defying gravity quite well thank you! I just finished my handmade Christmas cards and am looking forward to doing a little shopping. It was below zero last week and we were without heat, but all’s well now!
      Hope you have the happiest of holidays, but I’m sure I will “see” you before then! :)

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  5. How do I get my grubby mitts on those croissants, because they look AMAZING!

    Also, I am making waffle cookies for breakfast every day for the rest of holiday season. Just to keep things festive, and totally not because I love breakfast cookies.

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    • Hahaha! You go!! I’m still eating the waffles, but I have to admit they were homemade… :)
      I made a mistake while making those croissants this year and didn’t put in enough yeast and doubled the eggs. They were the best ever! I should share the recipe since it’s my own happy mistake!

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  6. Tree being bought tomorrow and tinsel will be tossed like a good ‘un!

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  7. FROZEN???!!! :) Matty :) No really, those eggos will keep ya goin- Happy Holidays!

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  8. Too good, Susie. Lots of great LOL moments and that’s the best gift of all! Thanks!

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  9. I let the wife do the heavy lifting during the holidays, thus ensuring myself plenty of time to blog. Kidding! She’d kill me!

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  10. Very good and funny – love it … glad I’m not into very much when it’s about Christmas … totally stress-fee. One of those sad ones. For me Christmas is all about togetherness … but with only me left in the family – Christmas would have meant loneliness, if it had been for my best friends. No, give me the light, the cards, the decorations … and some of the music. The rest I can be without. Because what Christmas has become is … not good. Where we pay of everything until next Christmas. Sorry, for being such pain. *smile

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  11. To save time during the holidays, I converted to Scientology. Okay….I’m just kidding.
    Very nice list of time savers, Colorado.

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  12. Yum! Crossaint rolls, my fave! And these are wonderful time-savers (snicker). I am pretty caught up, I guess…..Who am I kidding? I have no clue what I am doing! Lol. But our trees are up and I have ordered our Christmas cards and a few things from online. We got ICED in all weekend. Poor retail shops here. Now there are even fewer days of retail sales. :-)

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    • Same here! It’s hovered around zero for days and our gas went out for a while. The inside temperature went down to 43 degrees!
      Sounds like you’ve got it under control!! Just fake it like me!

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  13. The Regular Guy NYC

    These tips are perfecto! I saved a lot of time by avoiding Black Friday and getting everyone gift cards. Loved the Christmas lights tip!

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  14. Well done, Susie. This year I’ve done things a little differently. The first weekend after Thanksgiving, I shopped, wrapped, and mailed all the gifts for family who live out of town. I have never been on top of the away gifts before. I’m usually getting them off with minutes to spare. But alas, that means I’m behind with all the other aspects of holiday prep. But it’s crazy. I have something that needs to be done every day if I want to make it all work. And don’t get me started on Elf on the Shelf — just one more thing I have to think about every day!!

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    • That was last year for me, but my kids gave me specific lists. This year with women’s clothing being the ugliest ever, I’m in a pickle. Sounds like you have most of it under control! We still have 16 days. Thank God!
      Please explain Elf on a shelf!

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      • Elf on a shelf is a doll that just shows up at your house “unexpectedly and mysteriously” and it hides every night in a new place in the house. Each morning the kids are supposed to find it, and it stays put all day until it’s time for the kids to go to bed and then it will hide again. This is not something I grew up with; I think it’s rather new.

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  15. Oh that made me smile… but in all seriousness I try to get all my shopping out of the way before Thanksgiving or I buy the rest online because I just can’t handle the crowds, that many people is just too much for me!

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  17. I LOVE the waffle cookies…really LOVE if you know what I mean. Good luck with all your festivities.

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  18. These are hilarious, Susie!! My fave is the waffle cookies! I am SO doing that! Brilliant! Someone seems to have pressed the slow motion button on my body remote and I can’t get anything done! I am so overwhelmed that I don’t know where to begin. I know a way to save on a Christmas tree. Find a channel that displays one as a background (kind of like a flickering fire place) and keep it on at all times! Your living room will look festive and you won’t have any needles to clean up! LOL.

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    • Don’t worry. You’ll get it done. Make a list and check it twice.
      Love the TV Christmas tree idea! How funny! I felt like I had everything under control until I remembered that I had to draw my Christmas card. I have it all sketched out, but the gas went out in our town and it’s freezing in my house!!!!
      The waffle cookies were so easy! I bet people have used them for cookie exchanges…:)
      Merry Christmas!

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      • Speaking of cookie exchange, I’m supposed to bake 60 peanut butter blossom cookies by Sunday morning and I haven’t begun! I’m actually dealing with esophageal problems and can’t swallow. Have an MRI on Tues, so I’m pretty miserable. Hoping to get to the bottom of this soon! You have a great weekend too. Enjoy “Dracula” tonight!

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        • I’m sorry to hear that. Forget the cookies and rest.
          Yep! I would love to see Dracula. The Christmas party we were going to is cancelled since the gas is out. We’re freezing here too! Probably going out to eat.

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  19. I never have leftover Snickers either, Susie!

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  20. All great ideas. In fact I think the on-line one is the avenue I am going to take.

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  21. That post was a hoot! Loved all the tips. You don’t mind if I take a pass on them for this year (just as you’re doing, I’m sure). Fun ideas though.

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    • Oh thanks! I’m glad you got the sarcasm!!! I am going to cut down the juniper in the yard. We were going to get rid of it this summer, but I had a Eureka moment!
      Have a Merry Christmas!

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  22. So if I give you an old mug full of date-expired candy, you’ll appreciate the thought? :)

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    • As long as they’re Snickers Bars. And just think of how you’ll be reducing your carbon footprint. :)
      Is that snow I’m seeing on my computer or is that in my house??? It’s 55 degrees now and falling….

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  23. Laura Hilger

    Great one Susie! I am officiating my sisters wedding on the 28th this year as well! As if the holidays needed to be busier? However, I don’t have a house full of kids so that in itself does save time. I hope you enjoy all of your festivities!

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  24. I’m shutting off my cell and changing the ms. on the answering machine to one that says I’ve left for Miami. Meanwhile I’,m inside with hot chocolate the TV on a headset and being quiet as a mouse.

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  25. Anonymous

    What a hoot! I inadvertently saved time by totally forgetting to get our kids something for St. Nick’s day yesterday. Oops! Oh, well – thankfully they’re old enough that they really don’t care too much… :)

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  26. I am very lucky because my friends and family are all very low key about the holiday season. In a few weeks, I’ll get together with my sister and we’ll get Christmas dinner together, a repeat of the one dish everyone in our family likes that can accommodate everyone’s health issues. I could be mistaken, but I don’t anticipate my holidays morphing into The Hassle From Hell this year. In fact, this year is the earliest that I have ever finished all of my holiday shopping. As long as I don’t miss my flight to California in a few weeks, everything should be okay. Famous last words.

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  27. I must admit I seem to be prioritising Christmas things for a change except baking which I suck at and there’s no room in the freezer. Bake it when you want to eat it I say. This post is so much fun ;)

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  28. I just pretended I’ve confused my holidays, tell everyone to have a happy Arbor Day, and give em all a sunflower seed.

    What?

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  29. run in place while wrapping! HAHA. I don’t know what my tips are yet…I’m still figuring it out. So these are alll helpful to me!

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    • Hahaha! This was my satirical approach to the holidays, but the Special Snowflake Cookies turned out great! I wonder how many times they’ve been brought to cookie exchanges. Hmm…. :)
      Thanks! I hope you have lots of extra time during the holidays!

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  30. What a helpful post. Ordering frozen French fries — and ketchup, of course — for everyone on my list!

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  31. Great tips, Susie! I’m avoiding the whole altogether and going diving! Why didn’t I think of this before?

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  32. There are some great ideas here. Some I have used (regifting) and some I will have to try.

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  33. You have been warned: my daughter and I are going to a cinema matinee’ Christmas Day and splurging for popcorn. If there’s any left…we’ll string the leavings into halos….and wear them….
    xxooxJots to Susie

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  34. I never have time here.. I just do the best I can. I did most of my shopping online as this small town is impossible to shop in unless you want a case of beer or Tim Hortons donuts. :) The mug idea was brilliant. I have about 500 chocolate eyeballs left..:)

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