This was the sunrise on the auspicious morning of The End of Days. Did you hear that? Never mind. It was just my stomach rumbling.
Was it a surprise to you that the Mayans got it wrong? Hey. Look at the bright side. All of those dehydrated food packages you bought won’t go bad.
Doomsayers have been predicting the end of the world since it was in its infant stage. Every time a volcano erupted or the Earth shook they ran for cover. Isn’t that what Henny Penny squawked about? “The sky is falling! The sky is falling!”
She should be wearing a pith helmet.
Why would anyone relish the idea of the world coming to an end?
#1. They can’t take another season of Dancing with the Stars.
I am not a fan either, but really, you could just turn off the TV.
From Wikimedia Commons
#2. They won’t have to finish their Christmas shopping.
The real doomsday will come when you have nothing for your wife on Christmas morning.
#3. They can relate to this cat.
#4. They have taken Walking Dead a little too seriously and want to star in their own reality TV show.
#5. The idea of taking down all of those Christmas lights is overwhelming.
#6. They believe that the number 13 is unlucky and their compulsive nature won’t allow them to write 2013 on their checks.
Jeez! Who writes checks?
#7. Not having to worry about hair and makeup would be a welcome relief.
A Wild Hair day on the Wild Ride.
#8. They want to try out all of the Zombie Survival Gear they bought on Amazon.
There are 206 results!
#9. They have to be right all of the time and can’t wait to say, “I told you so.”
Come on. Where is the satisfaction in gloating if we all die?
#10. They have climbed Everest, won the Iron Man competition, and want to compete in the ultimate challenge.
Now you can face the challenge of surviving my blog in 2013!