Every year, I try to beat my numbers from the last. I thought 2014 blew past 2013 and I'd say, "So long sucker!" while smirking at it in the rear view mirror. More followers + more blog posts = more views. That's logical, right? Pshh! Here's what WordPress sent me this year. The concert hall at... Continue Reading →
An Open Letter From My Boobs
Dear Susie Lindau, For thirteen months, we’ve hung out in our new residence behind your pectoral muscles. It has taken us a while to get used to the cramped quarters, but we are adjusting. We understand you are trying to make us feel at home. Although, we totally appreciate the effort, sometimes, you freak us... Continue Reading →
An Open Letter to My Boobs
Dear Bionic Boobs, I know you've been adjusting to your new digs since the reconstruction surgery seven months ago. I've protected you from wild elbows, supported you with a bra, and exercised you by smooshing you girls together. (Doctor's orders.) You seem happy enough and pretty perky. I do have some concerns. One night, I... Continue Reading →
The Boob Report – A Sticky Situation
I bet the photograph of me with the tubes coming out of my body is forever etched in your memory. Sorry about that. I had hoped to get the drains out on Friday, but I had to go into the doctor three more times before they were removed a full week later. It was hard for me... Continue Reading →